One
day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional
golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas mowing his front lawn. A lady
driving by in a big shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the
window and asked, "Excuse me, do you speak English?"
Lee responded, "Yes Ma'am, I do."
The lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard work?"
Lee said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her."
The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.
Lee responded, "Yes Ma'am, I do."
The lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard work?"
Lee said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her."
The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.
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