ON STAGE

Obama awakened in the middle of the night and there was George Washington's ghost standing by his bedside!  He said, "George, how can I help this country?"  Washington replied, "You need to be honest with the people like I was."

Obama went back to sleep and awakened again and there was Thomas Jefferson's ghost.  He said, "Tom, how can I help this country?"  Jefferson said, "Love the constitution like I did!"

Upon waking up the third time, there was Abe Lincoln's ghost.  Obama said, "Abe, how can I help this country?"

Abe replied, "Go see a play at Ford's Theatre."