TAKE A POWDER

A tough old cowboy from Wyoming counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long and prolific life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.  The grandson took the advice and follow it religiously until the age of 103.  When he dies, he left 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.