DA END IS NEAR

Reverend Leonard was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Jimmy,Leonards son-in law was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road.

Leonard and Jim both are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read:

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'Da End is Near Turn Yo Sef 'Roun Now Afore It Be Too Late!'

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As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'You religious nuts!'

From the curve they heard screeching tires, and a big splash...

Leonard turns to Jimmy and asks,

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�'Do ya tink maybe da sign should jussay.....'Bridge Out?'