A fleeing Republican, desperate for water, was plodding through the Maryland desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Democrat at a small stand, selling ties...
The Republican asked, "Do you have water?"
The Democrat replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The Republican shouted, "You Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie.. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"
"OK," said the little old Democrat. "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Have a great day."
Cursing, the Republican staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead, and said:
"You little prick, your brother won't let me in without a tie....."
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