Here is something to help make Obama's speeches almost tolerable. Just print out this page, distribute it to friends, and listen... (be sure to read directions at the bottom):
Rules for BULL SHIT BIMBO...(I MEAN BINGO):
1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bullshit Bimbo"2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!" [or
Shout out “PELOSI” (means the same thing)]
Testimonials from past satisfied "BULLSHIT BINGO" players:
"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Boston
"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - David D., Florida
"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." - Bill R., New York City
“The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours!"
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