According to the Census Bureau:
9,000 people are screwing right now,
2,000 are kissing.
100 are doing oral sex, and
1 lonely buzzard is reading the Day's Best Emails.
You hang in there, Sunshine!
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Whatever it is, a joke, an outright lie, a political cartoon, a good story, a bad story...Every day, I'll pick the best email I've received and put it up for the world to see tomorrow. It could be yours.
About Me
- The Unknown Scribbler
- American Citizen and damned proud of it. Sometimes, I may seem to be tactless, but some people need to be jolted into thinking for themselves. I try not to be witty, but can rarely stop myself; it's one of my many fine qualities. I'm an Aries, so my brilliance comes naturally. After having been married twice, I decided that having a small dog who barks incessantly is preferable. Obviously, humility is not one of my faults but, if I had one, that would be it.
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- I WONDER WHO THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT?
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- HUMAN STATUE OF LIBERTY
- A REAL FRIEND
- PIG WITH LIPSTICK ACTUALLY FOUND
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- SUNSHINE
- MIXICOLOGY
- PRIORITIES
- ICE
- BILL CLINTON'S BURIAL PLOT
- PANIC IN IRELAND DUE TO RELENTLESS FLOODING
- BECAUSE I'M A MAN
- Why Obama Won't Release His Harvard Transcripts
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