PRIORITIES

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, 'Doc, I'm in one hell of

a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car

waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the

anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it.

We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course

in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait

for the anesthetic to work!'

The dentist thought to himself, 'My goodness, this is

surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled

without using anything to kill the pain.'

So the dentist asks him, 'Which tooth is it sir?

The man turned to his wife and said, 'Open your mouth honey and show him !!