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It would be funny if it weren’t so sad.

All you Need to Know about Government Bureaucracy:

** Pythagorean theorem:...................................................24 words.
** Lord's prayer:...................................................................66words.
** Archimedes' Principle:...................................................67 words.
** 10 Commandments:.......................................................179 words.
** Gettysburg address:......................................................286 words.
** Declaration of Independence :........................................1,300 words.
** U. S. Constitution with all 27 Amendments:........................7,818 words.
** U. S. Government regulations on sale of cabbage...........26,911 words.