A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sundayafter he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The secondSunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talksfor 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The
congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him
what happened.
The
Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk
for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to
talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake
and he couldn't shut up...
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