Yesterday I had an appointment to
see the urologist for a Prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge
because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets
implanted.......The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the
receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist
was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name.
In a very loud voice, the
receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT
IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the patients in the waiting
room snapped their heads around to look at me,
a now very embarrassed man.
But as usual, I recovered
quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A
SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR
THAT DID YOURS."
DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS
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