Thursday, July 7, 2011

UNHAPPY RETURNS

They sent my Census form back! 
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependents?", I put . . . "Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployable bastards, 80,000 people in our 133 penal establishments in my state, leftovers from Katrina, half of Mexico, some of the Congress, most of the Senate and a Muslim President!"


Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.
 

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