Thursday, July 21, 2011

AN EXAM TO FORGET

Prostate exam

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test
on the National Health Service, I decided to have my next test carried
out while visiting San Francisco where I was told the beautiful nurses
are more gentle and accommodating.

As I laid naked on my side on the table, the nurse began the
examination.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get
an erection," said the nurse.

"I haven't got an erection," I said.

"No, but I have." replied the nurse.

Moral:  Don't have this procedure done in San Francisco !


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