George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir
Putin all die and go to hell. While
there, they see a red phone and ask what the phone is
for. The
devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin
asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is ONE
million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next,
Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
When she is finished the devil informs her that the
cost is SIX million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally
George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When
he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is
$5.00.
When
Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil
why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The
devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over,
the country has gone to hell, so it's a local
call".
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