Saturday, October 30, 2010

TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN

A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a mańs testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work"

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain from one man,
put it in another man, and in 4 weeks, he is looking for work"

A Russian doctor says:  "Russia has you beat, Gentlemen. We take out half a heart from one, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks, he is looking for work."

The United States doctor answers laughs:  "You all are way behind us. 2 years ago in the USA, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no testicles, put him in as President. and now, the whole country is looking for work!!!"

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