AN OLD SEA STORY

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected

his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his

men smelled bad.

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would

change underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced,

"The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change

your underwear."

"Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with

Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

Someone may come along and promise "Change",

But don't count on things smelling any better!!