The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Roy ,
because he snored so badly... They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Roy and comes to breakfast the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what
happened to you? He said, " Roy snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same
thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.. They said, "Man, what
happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Roy shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said.
They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Roy into bed,
patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.
"Roy sat up and watched me all night."
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