PSYCHIATRY 101

Psychiatrist vs. Bartender

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone
under my bed at night.
 
So I went to a shrink and told him 'I've got problems.
Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm
scared.   I think I'm going crazy !'
 
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink.
 
'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get
rid of those fears'.
 
'How much do you charge?'
 
'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
 
'I'll think about it,' I said.
 
Six months later, I met the doctor on the street.
 
'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' 
he  asked.
 
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an 
Awful  lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10.
 
I was so happy to have saved all that money that I bought me a new 
pickup!'
 
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I 
ask, did a bartender cure you?'
 
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'
 
      STAY AWAY FROM THE SHRINKS..
 
      HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!