QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS

A young Arab asked his father:

"What is that weird hat you are wearing?"

"Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun."

"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.

"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body."

"And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?

"These are 'babouches", which keep us from burning our feet in the desert."

"So tell me then," added the boy.

"Yes, my son?"

"Why are you living in Portland, Oregon and still wearing all this shit?