A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman want to get in, but they
haven't got tickets.
The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. " MacTavish , Scotland ," he says, "Discus" and in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a long length of PVC pipe and slings it over his shoulder. " Waddington-Smythe , England ," he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.
The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. “O'Malley, Ireland ," he says, "Fencing."
The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. " MacTavish , Scotland ," he says, "Discus" and in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a long length of PVC pipe and slings it over his shoulder. " Waddington-Smythe , England ," he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.
The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. “O'Malley, Ireland ," he says, "Fencing."
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