Linda
Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and
while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Later, her husband noticed her
sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with
her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's
eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was
okay, and Linda replied that
she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her
brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke
into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove
her hands from her head.
When
they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on
the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
heat, making a loud noise that
sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her
head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough
and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
recovered.
Linda
is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a
coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the
expiration date was from 2008, so
it was determined to be Bush's fault.--
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