December 2010 statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Terrorists Arrested 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
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Whatever it is, a joke, an outright lie, a political cartoon, a good story, a bad story...Every day, I'll pick the best email I've received and put it up for the world to see tomorrow. It could be yours.
About Me
- The Unknown Scribbler
- American Citizen and damned proud of it. Sometimes, I may seem to be tactless, but some people need to be jolted into thinking for themselves. I try not to be witty, but can rarely stop myself; it's one of my many fine qualities. I'm an Aries, so my brilliance comes naturally. After having been married twice, I decided that having a small dog who barks incessantly is preferable. Obviously, humility is not one of my faults but, if I had one, that would be it.
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- PREDICAMENT
- SIGN OUTSIDE THE OVAL OFFICE
- PROPHETIC WORDS
- DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN?
- MSNBC
- AIRLINE RUNS ON NATURAL GAS
- I'LL DRINK TO THAT
- 12 DAYS OF OBAMACARE
- ODE TO ODOROUS
- BEANS
- OBAMA LOVES HER
- TOUGH OUT THERE
- SNOW JOB
- SHOOTING ADVICE
- WHY OLD LADIES CARRY GUNS
- WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN WE RUN OUT OF TREES?
- YOU WON'T LIKE THIS
- CAT'S MEOW
- GO TEXAS!
- HOW MUCH IS CONGRESS REALLY WORTH?
- CALIFORNIA VS. TEXAS
- OH, MY!
- WHO IS OUR ENEMY, ISLAM?
- HIYA THERE, STUD!
- ONE LINERS
- NOW, THAT'S COLD!
- TSA STATS
- WHO THE REAL CROOKS ARE?
- CUSTOMER SERVICE?
- FINANCIAL CALAMITY LOOMS
- CIRCLES OF LIFE
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