It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and over 300
Seniors came to see the show.
Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a
trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the
audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as he withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat 'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch
the watch...
'The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and
forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of
pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
'SHIT!' said the Hypnotist........
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.
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