THE CARDIOLOGIST AND THE HARLEY MECHANIC

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a
Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist
in his shop.

The cardiologist was waiting for the service manager to come and
look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage,
'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?'

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic
was working on the motorcycle.. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his
hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I open its
heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back
in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make
$39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you
and I are doing basically the same work?'

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the
mechanic...

'Try doing it with the engine running'