THE WORLD'S THINNEST BOOKS

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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The English Book of Great Food

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FRENCH WAR HEROES

by Jacques Chirac
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY BEAUTY SECRETS

by Janet Reno

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF
PERSONAL HYGIENE

by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT
DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART'S
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian

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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy

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LIES THE CIA HAS TOLD ME

by Nancy Pelosi

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SECRETS FOR FINANCIAL OVERSIGHT

By Barney Frank

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RELIGIONS OTHER THAN MUSLIM

Barack Hussein Obama

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ETHICS IN GOVERNMENT

By Harry Reid