Monday, June 15, 2009

WHY LAWYERS MAKE GOOD POLITICIANS?

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen here, good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere; your place, my place, in the car, up against the front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,


"No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"

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