An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.
The pharmacist asked him, "How many?"
The man replied, "Just a few, maybe half a dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist replied, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intimacy."
The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old, and I don't even think about intimacy anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so that I don't pee on my new golf shoes."
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