UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE PROPOSAL

When a representative panel of doctors was asked to evaluate the proposed

Universal Health Care program, they had this to say:

The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists advised against
making rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling, but the Neurologists thought the
government had a lot of nerve; the Obstetricians felt they were laboring
under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the Pathologists
yelled, 'Over my dead body!', and the Pediatricians said, 'Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness; the Radiologists could
see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the
whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic
Surgeons said, 'This puts a new face on the matter.'

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt it
wouldn't hold water; the Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas.

The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the
Proctologists left the decision up to some asshole.