THE PLAN
A.. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.
B.. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.
C.. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.
D... In three generations, there will be no Liberals.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Sunday, May 24, 2009
GOD, GUNS AND VALOR
Our Country was founded on them
Our Country has been defended by them
Let us remember and be forever grateful
For God, guns and valor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6f_FvZpm3g
Our Country has been defended by them
Let us remember and be forever grateful
For God, guns and valor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6f_FvZpm3g
Friday, May 22, 2009
A GUY WHO WANTS TO STOP SCAMS?
Human Resources Management Service
United Nations Office Geneva
Palais des Nations
Switzerland.
IN CONJUNCTION WITH
ECO FINANCIAL HOUSE/UNITED NATIONS 2009
COMPENSATIONS PAYMENTS REF/PAYMENTS CODE: TRANSFER#06654 $1,500,000, 00.USD
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This is to bring to your notice that, I was delegated from the United Nations ,To pay 100 Scam Victims the sum of $1,500,000, 00.USD ( One Million ,Five hundred thousand United States dollars } each,you are listed and approved for this payments as one of the scammed victims.
On this faithful recommendation,I want you to know that during the last UN meetings held at Abuja, it was alarmed so much by the rest of the world in the meeting on the lost of funds by various foreigners to the Scams Artists operating in syndicates all over the world today, in other to retain the good image of the United Nations , the Secretary General in Collaboration with the UNITED NATION is now paying 100 victims the sum of US$1,500,000, 00.USD each.
According to the number of applicants at hand,84 beneficiaries has been paid,half of the victims are from the United States,we still have more 16 left to be paid the compensations amount of $1,500,000, 00.USD each.
You can receive your compensations payments of US$1.5Million via any of the following options you may choose, DRAFT PAYMENTS, WIRE TRANSFERS , ATM CREDIT CARD and Diplomatic HOME CASH DELIVERY.
For you to be attended to on time you are advised to CALL OR SENT ME A FAX MESSAGE immediately you receive this email for futher enquiry.
NOTE : Make sure you direct all your response to my private email address: drgerarbatten@sgou.com
Yours faithfully,
Dr. Gerard Batten
United Nations Office Geneva
Palais des Nations
Switzerland.
IN CONJUNCTION WITH
ECO FINANCIAL HOUSE/UNITED NATIONS 2009
COMPENSATIONS PAYMENTS REF/PAYMENTS CODE: TRANSFER#06654 $1,500,000, 00.USD
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This is to bring to your notice that, I was delegated from the United Nations ,To pay 100 Scam Victims the sum of $1,500,000, 00.USD ( One Million ,Five hundred thousand United States dollars } each,you are listed and approved for this payments as one of the scammed victims.
On this faithful recommendation,I want you to know that during the last UN meetings held at Abuja, it was alarmed so much by the rest of the world in the meeting on the lost of funds by various foreigners to the Scams Artists operating in syndicates all over the world today, in other to retain the good image of the United Nations , the Secretary General in Collaboration with the UNITED NATION is now paying 100 victims the sum of US$1,500,000, 00.USD each.
According to the number of applicants at hand,84 beneficiaries has been paid,half of the victims are from the United States,we still have more 16 left to be paid the compensations amount of $1,500,000, 00.USD each.
You can receive your compensations payments of US$1.5Million via any of the following options you may choose, DRAFT PAYMENTS, WIRE TRANSFERS , ATM CREDIT CARD and Diplomatic HOME CASH DELIVERY.
For you to be attended to on time you are advised to CALL OR SENT ME A FAX MESSAGE immediately you receive this email for futher enquiry.
NOTE : Make sure you direct all your response to my private email address: drgerarbatten@sgou.com
Yours faithfully,
Dr. Gerard Batten
Thursday, May 21, 2009
THE IRISH BAGPIPER
As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost and being a typical man, did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch but the hearse was nowhere in sight.
I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and stepped to the side of the open grave where I saw the vault lid already in place..
I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch.... I played out my heart and soul.
As I played the workers began to weep. I played and I played like I'd never played before, from Going Home and The Lord is My Shepherd to Flowers of the Forest . I closed the lengthy session with Amazing Grace and walked to my car.
As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, "Sweet Jeezuz, Mary'n Joseph, I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost and being a typical man, did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch but the hearse was nowhere in sight.
I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and stepped to the side of the open grave where I saw the vault lid already in place..
I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch.... I played out my heart and soul.
As I played the workers began to weep. I played and I played like I'd never played before, from Going Home and The Lord is My Shepherd to Flowers of the Forest . I closed the lengthy session with Amazing Grace and walked to my car.
As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, "Sweet Jeezuz, Mary'n Joseph, I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
DEEP THINKING
I had amnesia once --- or twice. I forget.
*****
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
*****
I am neither for nor against apathy.
*****
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
*****
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
*****
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
*****
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
*****
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
******
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
*****
One nice thing about egotists... they don't talk about other people.
*****
My weight is perfect for my height... which varies.
*****
I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not so sure.
*****
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
*****
How can there be self-help groups ?
*****
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
*****
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
*****
Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste just like chicken?
*****
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
*****
I am neither for nor against apathy.
*****
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
*****
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
*****
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
*****
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
*****
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
******
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
*****
One nice thing about egotists... they don't talk about other people.
*****
My weight is perfect for my height... which varies.
*****
I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not so sure.
*****
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
*****
How can there be self-help groups ?
*****
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
*****
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
*****
Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste just like chicken?
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington , DC 20500
Mr. Obama:
I have had it with you and your administration, sir. Your conduct on
your recent trip overseas has convinced me that you are not an
adequate representative of the United States of America collectively
or of me personally.
You are so obsessed with appeasing the Europeans and the Muslim
world that you have abdicated the responsibilities of the President of
the United States of America . You are responsible to the citizens of
the United States . You are not responsible to the peoples of any other
country on earth.
I personally resent that you go around the world apologizing for the
United States telling Europeans that we are arrogant and do not
care about their status in the world. Sir, what do you think the
First World War and the Second World War were all about if not
the consideration of the peoples of Europe ? Are you brain dead?
What do you think the Marshall Plan was all about? Do you not
understand or know the history of the 20th century?
Where do you get off telling a Muslim country that the United States
does not consider itself a Christian country? Have you not read the
Declaration of Independence or the Constitution of the United States ?
This country was founded on Judeo-Christian ethics and the principles
governing this country, at least until you came along, come directly
from this heritage. Do you not understand this?
Your bowing to the king of Saudi Arabia is an affront to all Americans.
Our President does not need to bow down to anyone, let alone the
king of Saudi Arabia .. You don’t show Great Britain , our best and one
of our oldest allies, the respect they deserve yet you bow down to the
king of Saudi Arabia .. How dare you, sir! How dare you!
You canE2t find the time to visit the graves of our greatest generation
because you don’t want to offend the Germans but make time to visit a
mosque in Turkey . You offended our dead and every veteran when you
give the Germans more respect than the people who saved the German
people from themselves. What’s the matter with you?
By the way, why didn't you have the guts to enlist in the Army or other
branch to earn your right to be Commander in Chief? Only a coward
would avoid service and then denigrate those who are serving their country.
I am convinced that you and the members of your administration have the
historical and intellectual depth of a mud puddle and should be ashamed
of yourselves, all of you.
You are so self-righteously offended by the big bankers and the
American automobile manufacturers, yet do nothing about the real
thieves in this situation, Mr. Dodd, Mr. Frank, Franklin Raines, Jamie
Gorelic, the Fannie Mae bonuses, and the Freddie Mac bonuses. What do
you intend to do about them? Anything? I seriously doubt it.
What about the U.S. House members passing out $9.1 million in bonuses
to their staff members – on top of the $2.5 million in automatic pay
raises that lawmakers gave themselves? I understand the average House
aide got a 17% bonus. I took a 5% cut in my pay to save jobs with my
employer. You haven’t said anything about that. Who authorized that?
I surely didn’t!
Executives at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac will be receiving $210
million in bonuses over an eighteen-month period, that's $45 million
more than the AIG bonuses. In fact, Fannie and Freddie executives
have already been awarded $51 million – not a bad take. Who
authorized that and why haven’t you expressed your outrage at this
group who are largely responsible for the economic mess we have right
now. In just one hundred days, your administration has added more
debt to our country than all 43 of your predecessors combined !!!!
I resent that you take me and my fellow citizens as brain-dead and not
caring about what you idiots do. We are watching what you are doing
and we are getting increasingly fed up with all of you. I also want
you to know that I personally find just about everything you do and
say to be offensive to every one of my sensibilities. I promise you
that I will work tirelessly to see that you do not get a chance to
spend two terms destroying my beautiful country.
Sincerely,
Every real American
P.S. I rarely ask that emails be 'passed around'.............PLEASE
SEND THIS TO YOUR EMAIL LIST......it's past time for all Americans to
wake up!
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington , DC 20500
Mr. Obama:
I have had it with you and your administration, sir. Your conduct on
your recent trip overseas has convinced me that you are not an
adequate representative of the United States of America collectively
or of me personally.
You are so obsessed with appeasing the Europeans and the Muslim
world that you have abdicated the responsibilities of the President of
the United States of America . You are responsible to the citizens of
the United States . You are not responsible to the peoples of any other
country on earth.
I personally resent that you go around the world apologizing for the
United States telling Europeans that we are arrogant and do not
care about their status in the world. Sir, what do you think the
First World War and the Second World War were all about if not
the consideration of the peoples of Europe ? Are you brain dead?
What do you think the Marshall Plan was all about? Do you not
understand or know the history of the 20th century?
Where do you get off telling a Muslim country that the United States
does not consider itself a Christian country? Have you not read the
Declaration of Independence or the Constitution of the United States ?
This country was founded on Judeo-Christian ethics and the principles
governing this country, at least until you came along, come directly
from this heritage. Do you not understand this?
Your bowing to the king of Saudi Arabia is an affront to all Americans.
Our President does not need to bow down to anyone, let alone the
king of Saudi Arabia .. You don’t show Great Britain , our best and one
of our oldest allies, the respect they deserve yet you bow down to the
king of Saudi Arabia .. How dare you, sir! How dare you!
You canE2t find the time to visit the graves of our greatest generation
because you don’t want to offend the Germans but make time to visit a
mosque in Turkey . You offended our dead and every veteran when you
give the Germans more respect than the people who saved the German
people from themselves. What’s the matter with you?
By the way, why didn't you have the guts to enlist in the Army or other
branch to earn your right to be Commander in Chief? Only a coward
would avoid service and then denigrate those who are serving their country.
I am convinced that you and the members of your administration have the
historical and intellectual depth of a mud puddle and should be ashamed
of yourselves, all of you.
You are so self-righteously offended by the big bankers and the
American automobile manufacturers, yet do nothing about the real
thieves in this situation, Mr. Dodd, Mr. Frank, Franklin Raines, Jamie
Gorelic, the Fannie Mae bonuses, and the Freddie Mac bonuses. What do
you intend to do about them? Anything? I seriously doubt it.
What about the U.S. House members passing out $9.1 million in bonuses
to their staff members – on top of the $2.5 million in automatic pay
raises that lawmakers gave themselves? I understand the average House
aide got a 17% bonus. I took a 5% cut in my pay to save jobs with my
employer. You haven’t said anything about that. Who authorized that?
I surely didn’t!
Executives at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac will be receiving $210
million in bonuses over an eighteen-month period, that's $45 million
more than the AIG bonuses. In fact, Fannie and Freddie executives
have already been awarded $51 million – not a bad take. Who
authorized that and why haven’t you expressed your outrage at this
group who are largely responsible for the economic mess we have right
now. In just one hundred days, your administration has added more
debt to our country than all 43 of your predecessors combined !!!!
I resent that you take me and my fellow citizens as brain-dead and not
caring about what you idiots do. We are watching what you are doing
and we are getting increasingly fed up with all of you. I also want
you to know that I personally find just about everything you do and
say to be offensive to every one of my sensibilities. I promise you
that I will work tirelessly to see that you do not get a chance to
spend two terms destroying my beautiful country.
Sincerely,
Every real American
P.S. I rarely ask that emails be 'passed around'.............PLEASE
SEND THIS TO YOUR EMAIL LIST......it's past time for all Americans to
wake up!
Monday, May 18, 2009
THE EYES HAVE IT
After a heavy day's digging at the archeological site in Norway, the researchers uncovered a priceless statue of the ancient Norse thunder god.
It was a wondrous piece of artwork - He had bulging muscles, and imposing stance, and of course his famous giant hammer.
But most important of all, the eyes in his fierce-looking face were made of two giant rubies that glittered with a brilliant red colour.
Of course, the two leading archeologists on the dig were both determined that they should be the one to have their name listed against the discovery, and pretty soon the argument was intensifying to the point where the rest of the team, despite being exhausted after the day's work, started to gather round to watch.
The two of them continued squabbling for some time, and they provided the others with a great source of amusement for the evening, and by the time they finally gave up and called a truce, everyone else was feeling quite refreshed by the entertainment.
As the crowd dispersed, one junior digger turned to his friend, and said:
"Well, that was a fight for Thor eyes."
It was a wondrous piece of artwork - He had bulging muscles, and imposing stance, and of course his famous giant hammer.
But most important of all, the eyes in his fierce-looking face were made of two giant rubies that glittered with a brilliant red colour.
Of course, the two leading archeologists on the dig were both determined that they should be the one to have their name listed against the discovery, and pretty soon the argument was intensifying to the point where the rest of the team, despite being exhausted after the day's work, started to gather round to watch.
The two of them continued squabbling for some time, and they provided the others with a great source of amusement for the evening, and by the time they finally gave up and called a truce, everyone else was feeling quite refreshed by the entertainment.
As the crowd dispersed, one junior digger turned to his friend, and said:
"Well, that was a fight for Thor eyes."
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