Whatever it is, a joke, an outright lie, a political cartoon, a good story, a bad story...Every day, I'll pick the best email I've received and put it up for the world to see tomorrow. It could be yours.
Wednesday, November 22, 2017
I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN. I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN.
American Citizen and damned proud of it.
Sometimes, I may seem to be tactless, but some people need to be jolted into thinking for themselves.
I try not to be witty, but can rarely stop myself; it's one of my many fine qualities. I'm an Aries, so my brilliance comes naturally.
After having been married twice, I decided that having a small dog who barks incessantly is preferable.
Obviously, humility is not one of my faults but, if I had one, that would be it.
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