FROM THE MOUTHS OF SMART KIDS

I was eating breakfast with my  10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her,

What day is tomorrow?"

Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents Day!"

She's smart, so I asked her "What does Presidents Day mean?"

I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush, or Clinton, etc.

She replied,  "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House,

and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of lies and Bullshit."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.