An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years
of being away from the Church. Inside he finds a fully equipped bar with
Guinness on tap. On one wall there's
a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey
and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall is a dazzling array of
the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for
it's been a very longtime since I've been to confession, but I must first
admit that the confessional box is much
more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies: "Get out, you moron, you're on
my side."
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