Friday, April 12, 2013

I GOT MINE



Just wanted to let you know - today I received my Sequester Survival Pack from the White House.  It contained a parachute, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a 'Bush's Fault' poster, a 'Blame Boehner' banner, a 'Tax the Rich' button, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and a machine to blow smoke up my butt.

All directions were in Spanish.

Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.

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