Sunday, February 24, 2013

PROFOUND WISDOM


Paul Harvey Writes:
   
We tried so hard to make things better for  our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I'd like  better.

I'd really like for them to know about hand me  down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf  sandwiches. I really would.

   
I hope you learn humility by being  humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being  cheated.

I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow  the lawn and wash the car.  And I really hope nobody gives you a  brand new car when you are sixteen.

   
It will be good if at least one time you can  see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep.
   
I hope you get a black eye fighting for  something you believe in.  
I hope you have to share a bedroom with your  younger brother/sister. And it's all right if you have to draw a  line down the middle of the room,but when he wants to crawl under  the covers with you because he's scared, I hope you let  him.
   
When you want to see a movie and your little  brother/sister wants to tag along, I hope you'll let  him/her.  I hope you have to walk uphill to school with  your friends and that you live in a town where you can do it  safely.
   
On rainy days when you have to catch a ride,  I hope you don't ask your driver to drop you two blocks away so you  won't be seen riding with someone as uncool as your  Mom.
   
If you want a slingshot, I hope your Dad  teaches you how to make one instead of buying one.  I  hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read  books.
   
When you learn to use computers, I hope you  also learn to add and subtract in your head.....
   
I hope you get teased by your friends when  you have your first crush on a boy/girl, and when you talk back  to your mother that you learn what ivory soap tastes  like.  May you skin your knee climbing a mountain,  burn your hand on a stove and stick your tongue on a frozen  flagpole.
   
I don't care if you try a beer once, but I  hope you don't like it.. And if a friend offers you dope or a joint,  I hope you realize he is not your friend. 

I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch  with your Grandma/Grandpa and go fishing with your Uncle.  May you feel sorrow at a funeral and joy  during the holidays.
   
I hope your mother punishes you when you  throw a baseball through your neighbor's window and that she hugs  you and kisses you at Hannukah/Christmas time when you give her a  plaster mold of your hand.    

These  things I wish for you - tough times and disappointment, hard work  and happiness. To me, it's the only way to appreciate  life....
 
Written with a pen. Sealed with a kiss. I'm  here for you. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait  for you.  Send this to all of your friends. We secure  our friends, not by accepting  favors, but by doing  them.
   
Paul Harvey RIDDLE: 
   
When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten  kids got the answer, compared to 17% of   Stanford   University seniors:
   
What is greater than God, More evil than the  devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll  die?    
 
T
he answer is:


Nothing

Nothing is greater than God.
Nothing is more evil than the Devil. 
Rich people need nothing.
Poor people have nothing.
And if you eat nothing, you die!

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