The judge says to a
double-homicide defendant: "You're charged with beating your wife to death
with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out: "You
bastard!"
The judge says:"You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law
to death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the
courtroom yells out: "You rotten bastard!"
The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, a
Newfie : "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these
crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"
The Newfie in the back of
the court stands up and says: "I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen
years, I've lived next door to that asshole, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he
didn't have one!!!
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