A
Pilot's Story
Once
upon a time, a
pilot asked a
beautiful
princess,
"Will you
marry me?"
The
princess said,
"No!"
And the
pilot lived
happily ever
after and flew
jets all over
the world and
drove hot cars
and chased
skinny
long-legged
women and
hunted and
fished and
went to
topless bars
and dated
women half his
age and he
drank
Weihenstephaner
German beer
and Captain
Morgan and
never heard
any complaining and
never paid
child support
or alimony and
kept his house
and guns and
happily ate
cold leftover
meals, potato
chips and
beans and
passed gas
whenever he
wanted and
never got
cheated on
while he was
at work and
all his
friends and
family thought
he was really cool
and he had
tons of money
in the bank
and left the
toilet seat
up whenever he wanted!
The End.
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