Six retired Italian Floridian
fellows were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Guido loses $500 on a
single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their
fallen comrade, the other five continue playing, but standing up.
At the end of the game,
Giovanni looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna' tell his wife?"
They cut the cards. Pasquale
picks the low card and has to carry the news. They tell him to be discreet,
be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet? I'm the most
discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to
me!"
So, Pasquale goes over to the
Guido's condo and knocks on the door. The wife answers through the
door and asks what he wants? Pasquale declares: "Your husband just lost
$500 in a poker game and is afraid to come home."
"Tell him to drop
dead!" yells the wife.
"I'll go tell him."
says Pasquale.
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