CRUISIN'

# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks

# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks

# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? -
Follow the captain.

# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he
knew where he was going he replied "off course."

# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down
in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.

# What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken
cruise liner Costa Concordia?
Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.