Monday, December 19, 2011

CONGRESSMAN'S CHRISTMAS GIFT


A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.  Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her Congressman husband was no where around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do. 

She used her cell phone to call her husband to ask him where he was.  The Congressman, in a calm voice, said "Honey remember the jewlery store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

His wife said, crying, "Yes I remember that jewelry store."

He said, "Well I'm in the bar next to it."

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