SCREWED

Two Lawyers

Two  lawyers had been stranded  on a desert island for several months.  The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food.

Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming..  

One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't   believe  my  eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our  direction." 

The  lawyer on  the ground was most skeptical and said, "You're  hallucinating, you've finally lost your mind."

 But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a stunningly beautiful  woman,  face up,  totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person. 

 The  two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the  beach   and  discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing. 

One said to the  other, "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for months now without a woman.
It's been such a long, long  time.... So ...  Do you think we should...well... You know...Screw her?"

"Out of what?"