Rules for Kickin' Ass for the Non-Military
Make� sure you read #13
Dear� Civilians:
We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many
civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who
can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:
1.� The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the
playing of the National Anthem -- kick their ass.
2.� When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in
protest -- kick their ass.
3.� Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest
amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise,
quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every� second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
4.� If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were.
Wearing� battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle� Fatigues, or telling
Others that you used to be 'Special Forces.' Collecting GI Joe memorabilia
might have been okay when you were seven years old, now it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.
5.� Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a� jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).
6.� If you witness someone calling the Coast Guard 'non-military,' inform
them of their mistake -- and kick their ass.
7.� Next time Old Glory (the� US� flag) marches by during a parade, get on
your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the� military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her.� Of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking..
9.� "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me -- stop� saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your ass!
10.� "Flyboy" (*Air Force*), "Jarhead" (*Marines*), "Grunt" (*Army*),
"Squid" (*Navy*), "Puddle Jumpers" (*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of
endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.
11.� Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the
military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and
religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our Country would get it's ass kicked.
12.� It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of
the press.
It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
It's the Veteran who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and
whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the
flag.
AND ONE MORE:
13.� If you ever see anyone singing the national anthem in Spanish -- KICK THEIR� ASS.
ONE� LAST THING:
If you got this email and didn't pass it on -- guess what? You deserve to
get your ass kicked!
I sent this to you, not because I didn't want to get my ass kicked, BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE VERY, VERY SPECIAL TO ME, I KNOW YOU WILL NOT BE OFFENDED AND ARE PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, AND WILL FORWARD THIS ALSO.
Make� sure you read #13
Dear� Civilians:
We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many
civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who
can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:
1.� The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the
playing of the National Anthem -- kick their ass.
2.� When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in
protest -- kick their ass.
3.� Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest
amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise,
quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every� second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
4.� If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were.
Wearing� battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle� Fatigues, or telling
Others that you used to be 'Special Forces.' Collecting GI Joe memorabilia
might have been okay when you were seven years old, now it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.
5.� Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a� jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).
6.� If you witness someone calling the Coast Guard 'non-military,' inform
them of their mistake -- and kick their ass.
7.� Next time Old Glory (the� US� flag) marches by during a parade, get on
your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the� military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her.� Of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking..
9.� "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me -- stop� saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your ass!
10.� "Flyboy" (*Air Force*), "Jarhead" (*Marines*), "Grunt" (*Army*),
"Squid" (*Navy*), "Puddle Jumpers" (*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of
endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.
11.� Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the
military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and
religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our Country would get it's ass kicked.
12.� It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of
the press.
It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
It's the Veteran who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and
whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the
flag.
AND ONE MORE:
13.� If you ever see anyone singing the national anthem in Spanish -- KICK THEIR� ASS.
ONE� LAST THING:
If you got this email and didn't pass it on -- guess what? You deserve to
get your ass kicked!
I sent this to you, not because I didn't want to get my ass kicked, BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE VERY, VERY SPECIAL TO ME, I KNOW YOU WILL NOT BE OFFENDED AND ARE PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, AND WILL FORWARD THIS ALSO.
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