CANNIBALISM 101

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+ Tourist:                                                         $8.00
+ Broiled  Missionary:                                       $10.00
+ Fried  Explorer:                                           $12.50
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:        $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?  They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."