Tuesday, May 4, 2010

GONORRHEA LECTEM

THIS JUST OUT FROM THE CENTERS FOR DISEASE CONTROL:


Information about "Gonorrhea Lectem"

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectem. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em."


The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior
involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.


It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectem is easily cured with a new drug just
coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 andthe second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. Votemout is effective for both Democrats and Republicans. 


Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey,
and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

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