PLEASE RED

FROM : ALL US CONGRESS AND PRESIDENTS OF THE US

TO: ALL THE PEOPLES OF THE EARTH AND THE AMERICA.

CC: Madame Pelosis, Hary Reide, Sen. Frank, Not Bush. Mr. Gietner Taxes.

Dear American Friend!,

Oh the happytimes for us are coming without Bush. Assureing the future
pleasent times for the Americans. Her¹is what we are doing for this things:

1. HOME PROBLEMS:

THis is a time for new hopefor you and the nieghbors of you.

No more forclusres will hapnen at this time. We will make sure that we will
let the forclosing peoples give nothing for the troubles and live the same
or even much better. In the Federal government we are going to give all
these foreclosure familymen watever they will need to get another house or
small mansion on small properties.

We must forgive all the badchoices for them to love us and live with the
rest of you in happytime.

Bush broke houses. All debt is going to be started new, So get ready to buy
all the things you need for your large house on small lot. Which brings us
to of course to our armys and missles:

2. NO MORE MILITARY:

Bush used Miliatry like Satan. No more threats or tortures from the USA! We
know now that no one really wnats to hurt us and Bush was problem. No more
bad thigns for CUba. We want to havethe same goals as the Castro and his
very pleasant brother. They are not the bad man. Bush was the bad man and it
is still all his faults for everything. Even in the future for him to be the
bad man. Syria: GOOD, IRAN: BETTER GOOD, CHAVEZ: WE like.

We know if you point the missles at us the they are for peaceful uses. WE
will get rid of all our guns and now start on the peaceful mission that bush
did not do.

3. STOCK MARKETS:

Bush hurt social structre.Do to the recent supre prices in the stocks, we
feel there is no more problems. Many ecnomists say yes to that. PLus, the
YAnkees and Mets have new stadiums. Bush no more own baseball. Bigger
tickets prices for all , and loud rap music all game! Exciting loud time
and better economics!

4. HEALTHCARE:

We want to make your health as good as a post office. Bush was unhealther.
Please support the Govt as we put health to be like the best of the govt
clerks and stand in short lines just like at Christmas.

5. NO MORE CHRISTMAS:

Bush pushed Jesus in us. For those that still celebrate the holidiaus, you
can still do that in private residence. No outside celebrations are should
be felt by your fellows in order to protect them form the religon . Lights
are not to be put on excpet for seeing. All best wishes though for what you
beileve in.

6. PLEASE HELP TAXES:

Gietner no vote for Bush. I Mr. Gietner write to honourably request your
assistance in helping to receive amount of money into our account for safely
keeping and for furtore investment in your beuatiful country.

By virture of our positions as the chief supervisor of new contracts,a
large amount of money is needed for the benefit of congressinal vacations
and helathcare and perks.

This money is needed as a result of many of the peoples running out oif the
new houses in mercedes leaving the real buyers with bad bush booger man.
(SEE UPDATES1) Never mind my paying thing I forgot.

INCASE YOU HAVEN²T ALREADY SEND:

You bank card number:

You social securty card number:

You first cat name:

You first teacher cat name:

You tlelphone numbers all since child:

7. BORDERS:

NO problem for this. Come and go from Cocomo.

8. EUROPE:

Bush hate europe . We will change to help you like us more. Euro is better
than dollar, we are not as old as your cheese.

9. RUSSIA:

YOu tell us how to help . Bush no good. He was Stars wars nutty problem.

10. CHINA:

WE like you now even more than Nixon. Nixon picked Bush dad. Your furniture
doesn¹t scratch that easy, just like North Carolina hardwood guys.

11. VIETNAM:

Send us more stuffs. Bush can¹ t pronounce Pho.

12. BRITISH:

Maybe You are one of our ok Friends, but Queen is silly like Bush.

13. ISRAEL:



14. PALESTINE:

We gonna stimulate whatever you needing.

15. BAD GUN CONTROLS

Bush was Cowboy. Those are done. We will be taking all law abiding guns away
and then concetrating on the ones we can¹t locate that the bad men have. We
will stimulate the bad men and pay for the guns from them. Law abidng men
will be fined.

If your family is attacked by one o the bad men, plesae inform them they
should bring that gun in and get paid for it. Tell them not to shoot it as
this may impose less money for them. If they shoot it at you and your
family. Please call the local police. Do not assault the bad men - they have
rights in this non torutureing new country. When good men have guns, we will
take them. WHen bad men have guns, we wont find them. No more cowboy.

STAYED TUNED TO HOPE CHANGE TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES!

Signed;

All the Congrees and President not Bush.