Monday, March 2, 2009

UHHH, I THINK IT MIGHT BE TIME TO MOVE

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He*d been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what*s that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth. "It*s called sexual intercourse, darling."

Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn’t called sexual intercourse. It*s called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy*s Mom wants to talk to you."

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