COWBOYS

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class
>that she is a Redskins fan.
>
>She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Redskins
>fans.
>
>Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their
>hand except one little girl.
>
>The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you
>raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a Redskins fan,' she replied.
>
>The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Redskins fan,
>then who are you a fan of?'
>
>'I am an Eagles fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
>
>The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie, please tell me why you
>are you an Eagles fan?'
>
>'Because my mom is an Eagles fan, and my dad is an Eagles fan, so I'm an
>Eagles fan too!'
>
>'Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason
>for you to be a Eagles fan.
>You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if
>your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be
>then?'
>
>'Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Cowboys fan.'
>
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>Four football fans - a Giants fan, a Redskins fan, an Eagles fan, and a
>Cowboys fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his
>team more.
>
>The Giants fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Giants!'
>he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
>
>Not to be outdone, the Redskins fan shouts, 'This is for the Skins!' and
>throws himself off the mountain.
>
>The Eagles fan is next to profess his love for his team.
>
>He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Cowboys fan off the
>mountain.
>
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>An Eagles fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Cowboys fan he saw
>strutting down the street with an obnoxious blue and white starred
>shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just
>missing them.
>
>One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a
>good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, 'Where are you going,
>Father?'
>
>'I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the
>road,' replied the priest.
>
>'Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!' The priest climbed into the
>passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
>
>Suddenly, the driver saw a Cowboys fan walking down the road, and he
>instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back
>onto the road just in time.
>
>Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a
>loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his
>mirrors but still didn't see anything.
>
>He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and
> said, sorry Father, I almost hit that Cowboys fan.'
>
>'That's OK,' replied the priest 'I got him with the door.'