YOU CAN BANK ON IT

BAIL OUT!

SMELL

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected
his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad..

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
would change underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."

He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
Schultz."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

 Someone may come along and promise "Change",
but don 't count on things smelling any better.  

STINKIN

I'LL GET YOU

THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL

TRUE STATEMENT

"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public 

debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered 

and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed

lest Rome become bankrupt.  People must again learn to work, instead of 

living on public assistance."  - Cicero 55 BC