POLITICIANS ARE SUCH GREAT SPORTS

Quote from Peter Schmuck, a Baltimore sports writer, concerning the indictment of Roger Clemens:

"Isn't it great to live in a society where the penalty for lying to a congressman can be up to 30 years in jail, but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is another two years in office?"

IT'S A DOG'S LIFE

We HAVE stop cutting down trees!

THIS is getting serious!

MOSQUED SOLUTION

LET THEM BUILD!!

Then right across the street, someone should put a topless bar, called "You Mecca Me Hot".  

Next to that should be a gay bar, "The Turban Cowboy". 

And next door to the mosque should be a pork rib restaurant, maybe "Iraq o' Ribs"?

Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance.

Problem solved.!!!*

SPEED TRAPS

This is interesting. Click on a State to show city & towns, then click on the one you want to view. See if you recognize any of them.

SPEED TRAPS - NO JOKE...CHECK IT OUT!

Do you know the speed traps in your hometown?

www.speedtrap.org/speedtraps/stetlist.asp

FOR SWINGERS ONLY

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Golfer-s-swing-sparks-25-acre-California-blaze?urn=golf-266447

SPEAKING OF OBAMA.....

DOLLY'S GOT HER CASKET DESIGNED....