DEPARTING PAPAL SIGN

HEY! HAVE YOU GOT INSURANCE?

SEQUESTERING HAS OBVIOUSLY KICKED IN

GOOD, BETTER AND BEST

GOOD: A Bend ,Oregon policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem-- a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pendleton, Oregon. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left. 

OBAMA AND BIDEN

The Dreaded Phone Call...

Obama was out playing golf with Tiger Woods, Harry Reid and George Soros.  At the 9th green, he decided to call Biden.   Obama says, "Hey Joe, is everything OK at the office?"  

Biden replies, "It is all under control.  It's been a very busy day. I haven't stopped to take a break all day."  

Obama replies, "Can you do me a favor?" 

Biden says, "Of course, Mr. President.  What is it?"

"Pick up the pace a little. I'm in the foursome behind you."

THIS DOG NEEDS TO MEET NANCY PELOSI

SURPRISE!!

AND GOD SAID, "LET THERE BE LIGHT"