THREE WISE WOMEN

DOES YOUR DOG HAVE THE SNIFFLES?

WHITE CHRISTMAS

NO CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR

WHAT EVERY MAN WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS

JEWISH BLONDE

A Jewish blonde  goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cards.  She says to the clerk, "May I  have 50 Chanukah stamps?"
 

The clerk says, "What  denomination?"  

The blonde says, "God help us. Has  it come to this?  Give me 15 Orthodox, 15  Conservative and 20 Reformed."

DON'T GET MAD, GET EVEN

Two Rednecks were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.

After a while, the first Redneck says to the second, 'If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you were off hunting, and she got pregnant and had a baby. Would that make us related?'

The second Redneck crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says: 'Well, I do not know about related, but it sure would make us even.'